THE WIZARD OF OZ
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado .. and off they whirled to the land of OZ
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find The Great Wizard.
"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?" Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George Bush
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain." "No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
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